BBS Toolkit/BBS Toolkit.iso/doors_2/smdiv25.zip/QUOTE.DAT

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A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing else annoys them so!
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key...
COFFEE.COM Not found; (A)bort, (R)eheat, (I)nstant ? _
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...
Do not disturb... (Already disturbed!)
Don't take life seriously-You won't get out alive anyway!
Don't worry. I'm fluent in weirdo!
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Freedom is never free!
Good intentions randomize behavior.
I am not conceited!  I just hate mortals.
I don't DO Windows!
I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion
Life would be MUCH easier if I had the source code!
My reality check just bounced.
REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails!
Why do I run a BBS?  Because I'm an IDIOT!!!!
-><-  The five fingered hand of Eris.
And nobody understood Emperor Norton.
Black Holes happened when the gods divided by Zero.
Chaos and strife are the roots of all confusion.
And Now, Folksongs of The Spanish inquisition....
If the telephone rings today, water it!
Indeed do many things come to pass.
King Kong died for your sins.
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble....POOF
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong!
Reality is the original Rorschack.
The law of fives is never wrong!
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
The tide is turning...
Never Again The Burning!!!
My brain is melting!
Newton Underground Free Press BBS (617-965-3036)
Blood is thicker than water - and MUCH tastier!
That which can be imagined can also be reality.
Life...don't talk to me about life!
Rhea is alive, well and waiting...
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Just nod if you can hear me...
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
And now watch as I pull a rabbit from my Hat...
My wife left with my best friend, and I miss him.
Don't PANIC!!
Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
oo e oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Waiting is...
Problem with "honesty" is that nobody believes in it...
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted" !
Live long and prosper!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects...
I am not young enough to know everything anymore!
Ask me about my vow of silence!
93.8% of all statistics are made up!
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
Nobody ever forgets where they buried the hatchet...
Brain damage?  No thanks, I already have some.
Was that your wife I saw in that GIF?
Cowardice and apathy often masquerade as tact.
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus.
Reply hazy - ask again later.
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of anything is sh*t...
Here endeth the sermon - Let the orgy begin!
Immoral: Those people having a better time than me!
I'm not a real person, I'm a computer simulation!
Took an hour to bury the cat - silly thing kept moving!
Air, Fire, Water, and Earth - Elementary, My dear Watson!
Sometimes we THINK too much and FEEL too little...
You are in a maze of twisty subroutines, all alike...
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
A murky hand reaches up from the depths...
So how DO they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid!
That which can be imagined need never be lost.
Why can't life be like a beer commercial?
Jimi Hendrix uses a Purple Hayes modem.
A fool and his money soon party!
Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is optional!
LIFE IS TOO IMPORTANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
Always remember you are unique - just like everyone else.
Trees moving back and forth make the wind blow!
Do what you know is right, but don't get caught!
Unicorns must be believed to be seen!
I'd rather be hang gliding...
Time is fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog
Timba, his arms wide.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
Wanna be a psychopath?  Read Dianetics!
Life : a terminal, sexually transmitted disease.
Second thing we do, we kill all the Moderators!
Effective Gun Control = Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Fer sell cheep:  IBM spel chekker.  Wurks grate!
Give up Catholicism for Lent!
All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys...
I think, therefore, I have a headache...
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DELETE> for the IQ test...
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people!
I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
What is the terminal velocity of a Mac in free fall?
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Do quantum mechanics use quark plug wrenches?
Darmok and Jillad, at Tenagra!
!enilgat cinataS  !eraweB
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD!
If the world is expanding why is my closet always full?
The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX.
The price of progress is complaints!
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd!
I have an intense desire to return to the womb, anybody's
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
I don't do windows.  At least not now.
"Hex Dump" - Where witches put used curses?
If silence is golden, not many people are hoarding it.
Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
All general statements are false.
Apathy error:  Strike any key.  Or none, for that matter.
But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
He has a train of thought.  You have a tricycle...
The Goddess Is Alive and Well!
My Other Car is A Broom...
Once is not enough
Only visiting this planet...
Perverts For Peace...
Power means Not Having To respond
Save The Humans!
Question Authority... Even Mine!
Some do. Some Don't. I Might.
Stay Healthy, Eat Your Honey.
The Goddess is Alive and Magic Is Afoot!
There are More of Us than You Think...
There Must be a better way of making a living
Trust Me, I'm a Pagan
We are part of the Earth and it is Part of Us
Why Be Normal?
WItches Heal
Yes, Its True, I've Fallen In With The Wrong Crowd
You Can't be first... but you can be next...
You never ask my opinion when I'm right
Macho is Sicko
Leave Me Alone I'm Having A Crisis!
Learn To Think for a Living
Life is Uncertain - Eat Dessert First!
Love Our Mother
Join a Menage a' trois...
Lead, Follow or Get Out Of the Way!
If you are against abortion don't have one!
IN Goddess We Trust!
If Logic Prevailed, Men would ride sidesaddle
I'm the Person Your Mother Warned You About...
I'm always in trouble, but its so much fun!
I'm a sissy - I sleep with women.
I know it ALL I just can't Remember
I own my body....but I share
I wasn't Born Democrat, Republican or Yesterday!
Blessed Be!!!!
The Earth is Our Mother - Treat her With Respect.
Don't Follow Me - I'm Following My Bliss
Magic Happens
Merry Meet and Merry Part...and Merry Meet Again
I am a shameless agitator
Homophobia is A Social Disease.
God Please Save me From Your Followers
Dip me in honey and throw me to the Lesbians
I AM a Consenting Adult
Being Weird Isn't Enough...
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat
The human race is still in Beta test...
The Newton Underground Free Press BBS (TM) 617-965-3036
How do you pronounce my name?   With reverence.
Newton Underground Free Press 617-965-3036 Newton MA
"Shut up Spock, We're rescuing you", McCoy.....
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
This tagline has been stolen <2> times.
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for U
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
¿¡BACKUP?! I thought *YOU* did the backup!
ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI
This tagline is umop apisdn
Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can
Don't cry over spilled milk unless it's on your keyboard
This is a non-profit organization, though not by choice!
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline - Dr. McCoy
I plan to live forever, or die trying
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
I don't have a solution,but I admire the problem
Why is Monday Morning Longer Then The Weekend?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Witches Use Brooms because Nature Abhors a Vaccume
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk?
A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
Me...a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
I was an only child. Eventually.
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
Every Dogma Has Its Day...
Every Dogma Has its Day.....
Sometimes The Fool Who rushes in Gets The Job Done
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself....
Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
Ford, you're turning into a penguin.  Stop it.
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [262] times. Add 1 as stolen.
None so blind as those who would not hear.
Qweekmail?  We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
Disagree? See Guido in Comlaints...
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a concubine!
SAFE shareware is fun shareware, and sexy too!
Give me SAFE shareware and give me a beer.
« « « « « «  Have fun, but play SAFE.  » » » » » »
Graduate:  Hannibal Lector School of Fine Cuisine
We look for things-- things that make us go.
Why would I want to look at the Docs? Nurses are Better!
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy
How about you and me and a little SAFE shareware?
Care to practice some SAFE shareware with me?
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Wear a suit and no one will ask you to lift anything.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Friends don't let friends use Xmodem!
Burn Bush, Not Flags!
Inspector Clouseau is alive and practicing in Lynn!
Friends don't let friends buy Tandy Computers.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dynamic Linking error. Your mistake is now EVERYwhere.
Why for ARJ thou still using ancient programs???
They're coming to take me away ha-ha, ho-ho, he-he
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
I have PMS and a handgun...any questions?
Honey, I ARJed the kids.
"Drat - I Misplaced The Quote Book Again!"